Change
　　A professor was giving a test one day. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next calss the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
找头
　　一天教授举行一场考试。他发完试卷后坐在桌子边等着。考试一结束，学生就都把卷子交上来了。教授注意到一个学生在考卷上附了一张100美元的钞票和一张写着“一美元一分”的纸条。下一次上课时，教授把试卷发回去。这个学生得到了自己的卷子和64美元的找头。

Naughty
　　Dad: Bob, if you keep on being so naughty. Your children will be maughty, too.
　　Bob: Oh, dad, now I know why I am so naughty.
淘气
　　父亲：鲍勃，如果你再这么淘气，将来你的孩子也会这么淘气。
　　鲍勃：哦，爸爸，现在我总算知道为什么我这么淘气了。



Teacher is Ignorant
　　Tom: Our teacher doesn't know what a horse is.
　　Father: Why do you think so?
　　Tom: You know, I drew a horse and our teacher asked me what it was.
老师无知
　　汤姆：我们的老师连马都不认识。
　　父亲：你为什么这样想呢？
　　汤姆：你看，我画了一匹马，但老师却问我这是什么。