Two Seats
　　In math exam.
　　Freshman A: How far are you from the correct answer?
　　Freshman B: Two seats.

Who Is the Woman?
　　I was waiting in a bookstore for an author to sign her latest book. The woman in line behind me commented, “This is the best book I’ve ever read. I couldn’t put it down.”
　　Before I could reply, the author looked over and said, “Oh, cut it out, Mom!”